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Missing 411-Western United States & Canada: Unexplained Disappearances of North Americans that have never been solved - David Paulides

"The fact that berries and berry bushes play a common role in many disappearances is quite intriguing. People disappear and are found in the middle of berry bushes; they go missing while picking berries; and some are found while eating berries.The connection between some disappearances and berries cannot be denied."

 

There are berry bush conspiracy theories.

BERRY BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

 

I haven't even reached the technical first page yet, for the record.